5 Hilarious and Terrifying New Revelations About the Inner Workings of the Trump White House @alternet:
"2. In the evening, the President flees to his residence, his bathrobe, and his private security While ambassadors, senators, and anyone unlucky enough to be playing the presidential version of "Escape the Room" are fleeing to safety, Trump retreats to the residence reportedly at about 6:30 p.m.. With Melania and Barron back in New York, he changes into his bathrobe for a relaxing night of shouting at CNN, tweeting, and wandering around his new surroundings in his bathrobe. Instead of actually engaging with the outside world, the Times reports, he retreats to the bosom of cable news: "For a sense of what is happening outside, he watches cable, both at night and during the day — too much in the eyes of some aides — often offering a bitter play-by-play of critics like CNN’s Don Lemon." The SNL sketches write themselves, but take on a more sinister air when the article mentions that in the absence of his wife, Trump accompanied by his terrifying aide and former (or maybe current, who knows) chief of security, Keith Schiller. Like all the best dictators, our president keeps a private security force."
