Showing posts with label Sen. Rand Paul. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sen. Rand Paul. Show all posts

May 27, 2015

Rand Paul Tries To Fool Students Into Thinking He's A Democrat

Rand Paul Tries To Fool Students Into Thinking He's A Democrat

"Baby Paul's obligatory "I wanna be President so I wrote a book" book is out. Huzzah! In it, he brands himself as a "crunchy treehugger" who says "the Republican party sucks."

He's really hoping that will appeal to college students so he can peel a few away, I suppose, but first he'd like to destroy those campuses they all attend and rid them of stinky liberals before indoctrinating them into the Cult of Koch."

February 15, 2015

Rand Paul Tries To Embarrass Hillary Clinton With Fake Pinterest Account, Embarrasses Self Instead

http://www.addictinginfo.org/2015/02/14/rand-paul-tries-to-embarrass-hillary-clinton-with-fake-pinterest-account-embarrasses-self-instead/
"It’s also depressing to realize that many of his followers seem to believe that this account really is from Hillary Clinton and is not a parody. Many responded to his tweets with variations on “I can’t believe how dumb Hillary is for making this.” The sad part? She didn’t, their conservative hero Rand Paul did."

February 13, 2015

Rand Paul and Mike Huckabee Participate in New Gay-Bashing Evangelical Documentary

http://thedailybanter.com/2015/02/rand-paul-mike-huckabee-participate-new-gay-bashing-evangelical-documentary/
"In a modern world, with modern science and modern views on humanity, we create laws based on our present understanding and practical definitions of right and wrong, rather than ancient metaphors or radical superstitions. Otherwise we’d still be burning witches and bleeding sick people with leeches. The time for LGBT equality has arrived, and once again the forces of oppression are falling back on the same old strategy. But it’s comforting to know that they’re losing miserably. You’d think they’d learn from history and go down with a little class. Instead, they’re flailing just as wildly if not more so than previous characters, and history will file them in the same notorious category as pro-segregation and pro-slavery troglodytes. They’re simply too possessed by their terrible cause and blinded by their own ignorance to realize how ignominiously they’ll be remembered by posterity."

September 29, 2014