In Bizarre Rant, Alabama Public Official Blames Measles Outbreak On Gay Marriage And Teen Pregnancy
"For those of us who live in the fantasy world provided by modern science, measles is caused by a virus called Paramyxoviridae, which is actually more closely related to Ebola than most people would be comfortable acknowledging (you do remember the Ebola virus, right?) According to the lies of science, the virus is an extremely contagious one, and it makes people miserable when they get infected. We all know that's not true, because people have wrote books about how marvelous measles are.
It's a good thing Alabama Public Service Commissioner Chip Beeker can see right through that, though. See, Mr. Beeker knows the real cause for measles, and he identified it in a rant this week: measles is caused by same-sex marriage."
